
Hide your women and children. Miami’s siege of Athens commences at 2 p.m. Saturday afternoon. For the faint at heart (and those who generally care about their personal hygiene) its best if you stay clear of Ohio University this weekend. Don’t worry though, I will be traveling into enemy territory to relay the carnage live right here on this blog.
Speaking of enemy territory, is this schedule for real? Who signed off on this? Six road games out of seven to start the season. Flat out ridiculous. If there is any consolation from this mess its that Miami gets to finish with four of five home games late in the season when the team might actually be capable of winning. It’s taking much longer than anyone ever hoped for or expected but I think slowly yet surely this football team is starting to figure itself out and buy into Haywood’s system. The youngsters are getting better. Sure there is still a ton of rust to dust off and kinks to untangle, but I legitimately think they can be playing winning football by the time those final two Thursday night home TV games roll around.
As for the Bobcats, however, let me be the bearer of bad news. They are playing winning football right now. OU’s only two losses are a 11-point loss at Tennessee and a seven-point loss to UConn. And for anyone hoping Miami kills the turnover bug once and for all this weekend, you should know that the Bobcats forced five last week against Akron.
The last line for the game I saw gave Miami 14 points. Lets hope its that close.
DK Kountry keys match ups:
Miami vs Rivalry?: When the RedHawks take on UC, there is no questioning the hate. The freaking urinals even say beat UC. A huge bell is a stake. How much more motivation could there possibly be? When the OU game rolls around, however, I always notice a distinct lack of said hate. Sure Follets and DuBois make those cute t-shirts with the little boy embracing the Miami girl and ignoring the one from OU. But other than that, does anyone really care? It sure didn’t help playing OU over Thanksgiving break the last few years (yet another scheduling blunder by the wonderful people who do such things). This so called rivalry just seems to have much more umph on the hardcourt than on the gridiron. I can say with certainty that most of the students on campus don’t care about this weekend’s game (I’m not sure they even know who we are playing); their extra day off for fall break is obviously more important ::roll eyes:: It remains to be seen if the Miami players (and coaches… especially those new to Oxford) hold the same attitude or not.
Zac Dysert vs Being a freshman: My man ZD has looked great in his first three starts under center for the RedHawks. Unfortunately, my boy has also look very much like the freshman he is as well. If Miami wants to win, he MUST stop turning the ball over and making such huge mental mistakes. He is loaded with athletic talent and one day will be a dynomite signal caller. Lets just hope that day comes sooner than later.
Miami vs Athens: In Greece, Athens was a center for knowledge and power. In Ohio, Athens is… well… not. That’s just about all I can say here without getting sued for libel or other such things journalists get in trouble for. I know libel only counts if it’s false, but my momma always told me if you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all. So… I really hope the Miami football team stays healthy and clean this weekend and doesn’t contract any dirty diseases. There, that’s nice, right?
Prediction: Between the Rams and RedHawks this season I have become one of the most depressed, cynical and pessimistic football fans in the history of the sport. I tried to stay positive at the beginning of the year, I really did. Just check all my early game predictions when I thought the RedHawks would score and what not. But yeah, losing takes its toll on even the strongest of fans, me included. I think OU wins everything Saturday, from the coin toss to the game to the spread. Hopefully my prediction success (or lack there of) will continue. Don’t count on it. RedHawks 10, Kittycats 27.
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1:45
Every die hard Miami fan seems to have a story about why they hate OU. After four full years in Oxford this was something I still lacked. I mean, sure I hated the Bobcats. They were OU and hate them is what Miami fans do. But I never really had a reason why. Well, now I do.
My drive to Athens started at 9:30 this morning. I was a nice, sunshiny day – cool and crisp but not cold. It didn’t take long, however, for me to run into trouble. Just past the intersection with OH-127, route 73 was closed. No detour signs anywhere, just closed. For out of towners like me who are not from the area, don’t carry a map of Ohio on hand and don’t own a GPS or magic phone, this poses quite the predicament.
I broke man law and stopped at a gas station for directions. The man was friendly and already had a map drawn to reroute me around the construction. It seemed simple enough. Too simple actually. So I made it harder and added a few wrong turns of my own.
Eventually I found my way. As I drove I noticed the sky growing increasingly darker, becoming more and more ominous as I approached the home of Miami’s arch nemesis. Twice more my hand written directions failed me. Only by a sequence of legitimate miracles did I stumble my way into Athens. At the stadium, no one seemed to know how to get to the press box. After a not-so-brief self-guided tour of Peden Stadium, I treated myself to an overdue, sub-par lunch.
This trip convinced me of three things: There is a God, I need either a magic phone or GPS for Christmas and I hate OU.
Now, lets play some football!
2:10
Miami lost the toss. Yup, I told you so. Ohio defers to give MU the ball. Dysert opens with a nice pass to Robinson then converts a third down three plays later. Its only two plays but he has a ton of time to throw. I’ve never seen him complete passes just standing in the pocket like that.
2:14
TOUCHDOWN MIAMI!!! That looked way too easy. Dysert isn’t even being breathed on by OU defenders much less touched. As a result he completed several passes down field from inside the pocket, including a strike to Robinson (from now on referred to as AR) on the one. Haywood tried the super power I formation (three RBs) again and got stuffed. Wow our run game sucks. Then he got smart and called a bootleg run with our most athletic (and beloved) player… Dysert. Mmmm, tasty.
2:19
OU just called a nice trick play. Some sort of fake but not fake reverse in the back field involving multiple players. Miami totally had it covered but the defender got juked out of his shoes which led to a huge gain for the Bobcats.
2:21
Nice man-to-man coverage by Jeff Thompson in the endzone. Saved a touchdown with no help anywhere to be found. Great route, great throw, great defense. We need more of that.
2:25
Ugh our run game looks awful. I think it is actually getting worse each week. I’ll take another round of Dysert please.
2:30
HAHAHAHA they just referred to Eugene as “Eugene Harris the third” over the PA. That made me smile inside (and smirk on the inside). Can we make this the official way of referring to him at all times from now on? If no one else does, I will.
Haywood just went for it on 4th and 1 from our own 40. I am actually getting used to this now. At least it doesn’t surprise me anymore. Thankfully he called a QB sneak and not a run. That’s another Miami… FIRST DOWN!
Woops, Dysert just launched the ball deep down field for a pick which served as a pretty good punt actually. I guess its a wash.
2:32
A few thoughts about the turnover. Yes, its another turnover. Yes these need to stop. But… for once this did not happen at a killer moment in the game. For once it did not give the ball to the other team in our territory. Mostly harmless all around. Bad decision, yes. Worst decision, no.
2:33
Well, I guess it doesn’t matter. OU just ripped off two HUGE runs in a row. They are now at the MU 5 yard line.
2:37
Ok I really have no idea what just happened. I’ll do my best here. Miami had the OU QB in the backfield. He basically was just grabbing on to his arms and pushing him backwards. Looked like a huge and important sack. Maybe he thought it was stopped forward progress maybe he just let him go, but for whatever reason the QB got away. He then rolled out to the left and threw an incomplete pass. Somewhere in all of this there was a roughing the QB penalty on Miami for an OU first down inside the 5. If any of that is factually incorrect I apologize.
2:39
touchdown ou. All tied up now. That entire drive makes me incredibly frustrated.
ps They have a cannon that shoots off after OU scores. I’ll admit that this is pretty cool… but not cool enough for me to want more OU scores.
2:48
Rain is starting to pick up. So is the defense from both teams. That’s all there really is to say right now.
2:49
I really need to stop saying anything positive about Miami… ever. Whenever I do the opposite immediately happens. You know, like a big third down conversion from OU right as I am complimenting the D.
OU’s back is averaging 17.2 yards per carry by the way.
2:51
OH NO! Ohio is punting but Eugene Harris III is not back to catch it. Some Miami player with a way less cool name is instead. Very disappointing.
2:54
Miami just gained yards on the ground and it wasn’t Dysert. Yes, that… just… happened!
2:57
Yikes, OU just got pressure on Dysert for the first time. Instead of taking off like he always does, however, he stood in to take the hit after his throw. Considering the result, it remains to be seen if that ever happens again.
3:04
touchdown ou. Another huge ground gain followed by a very nice pass and catch. After the score, the OU receiver proceeded to run all around his sideline, took a stop by the students to flex his muscles, then continued to run around. The funny part was that all his teammates were constantly running behind him hoping to help celebrate. Oblivious, he just ignored them and continued to prance. How prideful do you have to be to pull something like that?
Side note: if the respective running games continue as they have so far, Miami will end up getting crushed in this game.
3:07
Hehe (nervous laugh because I know I’m right). Dysert seems to think the same thing I do about the Miami ground game. He keeps taking more risks down field knowing that this game rests on his shoulders to produce. OU just dropped its second shoulda-been pick. This came right after a five yard loss on a run. Just sayin.
3:15
Whew. So Miami looked good on defense but knowing my record I wanted to wait until they got the ball back before saying anything. They force the three and out so I begin to type. What do ya know, its a roughing the kicker penalty. Of course. Luckily it was only a 5-yarder and not the 15-yard, automatic first down type. So Miami did play good defense and they did get the ball back, despite my jinxing efforts.
3:22
Here comes the rain… both literally and figuratively. Just as it starts to pour, Miami goes for another 4th and 1 near midfield. Zac gets caught in the back field, and, just like last week, refuses to throw the ball away. It looks like a massive sack. Then he somehow escapes and finds his RB for a dump off. It goes for a loss of 5 but coulda been a loss of 15. Either way Miami turns the ball over on downs and OU follows with a 13 yard pass.
Interesting side note. The guys behind me (somehow OU affiliated) were convinced there was no way Miami was actually going for it there, even after watching them do the same earlier in the game in a worse scenario and even watching the offense come out on the field. I informed them that Haywood is crazy and that they are actually going for it. They said “I guess when you’re 0-6 you go crazy.”
What they don’t know is that Haywood was crazy at 0-0. I still love the call but will love it less and less if we can’t run it. Usually those are simple pick ups on the ground, not crazy adventures for the QB everytime.
3:24
touchdown ou. That seems about right. How come I can acurately predict bad things happening to Miami but jinx them when I predict good stuff? Don’t tell me its cuz Miami always plays bad. That’s too easy of an explanation and I really don’t want to hear or admit that. Halftime score: Miami 7, OU 21.
HALFTIME
Minus the coin toss, this game started great for the RedHawks. They just played increasingly worse and the game progressed. There really isn’t much to add to my in-game commentary above. Basically Miami needs to run the ball better and stop the run better. I know that is like uber basic football strategy but that’s the story here. All of OUs big pass plays have come as a result of Miami bringing more guys up to the box for run support. Funny how that works. Its almost like I learned that from pee-wee football (which I didn’t play) or from listening to a John Madden broadcast (no wait, that’s too complicated of a concept for him… lets just stick with the made up pee-wee coaching anecdote).
In other news, OSU sucks. When it was 26-7 I tweeted “HAHA OSU. The last few years they couldn’t win the big game against the SEC. Now they can’t even beat a less than mediocre Big 10 team.” Then OSU made it 26-18 and I remembered I’m not allowed to say stuff like that before it happens. Luckily Purdue held true to its name and finished the upset. I got worried that they would blow it and have to be renamed Pur-don’t.
3:53
OU’s opening drive looks quite similar to the other three it scored on. A big ground game, followed by Miami brining more guys up, followed by a big pass play. This could get out of hand quickly.
Spoke too soon once again. I am freakishly good at that. Miami holds, but mostly on luck. On third and long, the OU QB make a nice move in the back field to escape a Miami defender. He had tons of room to run but chose to pass instead. Almost threw a pick. They then tried a fake field goal. Miami mostly had it covered but OU dropped a very good pass that would have put them inside the 10. Instead, Miami ball at the 28.
(The internet is on the fritz here… please excuse the delayed updates of the already delayed updates)
4:03
Some halftime stats. This is fact, not opinion by the way. OU RB Donte Harden gained 100 yards on 8 carries for a TD and a 12.4 avg. Two other OU ball carriers each had one rush, one for 19 and the other for 25. Miami RBs Merriweather and Green combined for 18 yards on 12 carries for no touchdowns and a just under 1.5 avg. Just sayin.
PS If Haywood tells me college stats are skewed because they count sacks as rushing yards (what he said last time I brought up the ground game futility) I might actually speak up this time.
4:10
Ok let me try to get you up to speed as I battle this terrible internet connection.
Miami muffed OUs punt. I think Eugene Harris III is injured because I haven’t seen him since the first drive of the game. This looked like a knockout punch for the Hawks as it gave OU the ball deep in MU territory. Jerrell Wedge came to the rescue and picked off a pass. This freshman has looked super good all year. Miami did nothing with the turnover. They actually lost yards on the drive. Then OU blocked the punt to take over on the 8 yard line. Knock out punch – take two.
4:15
HUGE defensive stand for Miami. Then OU fumbles the snap on a FG try to give the ball back without scoring at all. Big bullet dodged… for now.
4:18
Miami’s lack of a running game continues to haunt the Hawks. Backed up against their own endzone they fail to get anything going once again. Then again, a punt past midfield isn’t that bad of wash from the mess they were in.
4:22
I was told at halftime that OSU serves McFlurries in its press box. Can we please make this an industry standard.
4:29
Knockout punch – take three. OU finds a WIDE OPEN receiver deep down field on the sideline. He manages to step on the sideline before scoring but still takes it to the 3ish.
4:32
Ding, ding… there’s the bell. OU scores on a one yard TD run up the middle. This game is so over now. Time to look up a new way to get back to Oxford on mapquest for the ride home. Miami 7, Ohio 28.
4:36
Miami’s offense looks lost. They need Jesus.
4:42
OU backup QB = defensive stop for MU
4:48
Another not-so-fake 4th down attempt called by Haywood. Dysert gets all day to throw but still finds a green jersey on an overthrown ball. Its another throwing punt for Miami. I still agree with the call and still hate the execution.
4:56
Sorry I kinda just stopped posting there at the end. I started caring a lot more about my drive home than the football game. Actually, that’s a pretty good summary of how the game went for the last few drives. Relatively uneventful. Now its official. Miami 7, Ohio 28. Self-administered pat on the back for my pre-game prediction (see above… its my first good one all season!). Thanks for tuning in. Pray for my ride back.